pagi yg f***

gua nk story sikit la pasal pngalaman gua pagi ni.. gua smlm tido lwat coz tgk bola.. man utd mng 2-0.. tp bkn pasal bola gua nk cite ni.. gua bangun pagi td kul 11.. klas gua kul 12.. islamic studies.. gua kn islam, mn leh ponteng2.. hehehe.. masa kul 11 tu, gua br bisik pada diri sendiri, 'awal lg ni'.. gua pon sambung la tdo.. korang mesti ingt gua x g klas kn???.. mn ada.. kul 11.30 gua tr jaga.. gua pun cpt2 la br siap, dh lmbt(padan muka).. gua pon masuk bilik air.. mcm biasa, sblm gua mandi, gua mest rlax2 dpan cermin 2 pandang muka gua yg hnsm ni.. gua tr kjut beb.. gua nmpk brad pitt dlm cermin tu.. then, gua belek btol2, rupanya muka gua bangun tdo sama ngn brad pitt.. hehehe.. hnsm gk gua ek.. hehehe.. then, gua ltak la ubat gigi kt brus gigi gua.. dengan yakin gua gosok gigi gua slama 5 minit.. tba2, gua rasa amat lain mcm.. 'knp ubt gigi ni rasa lain?, x brangin lngsng'.. gua check kt sinki.. alamak! penutup ubat gigi gua x tr buka.. penutup pencuci muka gua yg tr buka!!! pukimak!! gua basuh mulut gua.. gua muntah 3 kali sbb rasa pncuci muka 2 macam cibai.. gua dh panas.. rlax, cte x hbs lg.. sbb nk hlang kn rasa pncuci muka 2 kt mulut gua, gua gosok balik gigi gua ngan ubat gigi sbenar.. korang tau x effect campuran pencuci muka ngan ubt gigi kepada lidah?? lidah tr bakar!!! argggg.. pedih3333.. gua tahan je la.. pagi yg malang.. padan muka.. sapa suh lambat bangun kn.. XP














p.s : try la test tgk.. XD

tq faten.. xde idea nk post..

1. at what age do you wish to marry?
skrg pon boleh.. dh ready ni..

2. what is your most favourite thing to do?
main dota..

3. if you have a close close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
lihat dulu, guys/girls 2 sape.. tgk jasa nya kepada ku..

4. what would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat ?
x pernah tr fikir pun..

5. if you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
kawen ngn artis.. hehehe

6. do you believe you can survive without money?
buleh.. (muka yakin)

7. what are you afraid to lose the most?
kehenseman ku.. hehehe..

8. what do you feel like doing, right now?
tidur...


9. if you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
yup.. baru la gentleman.. hehehe

10. list out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
a) very kecik
b) very pendek
c) ada la sikit comel.. (tr paksa)

11. what are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
half ape??? half time???

12. What is your ambition?
mkn ayam sambil tr balik.. (tgk dlm iklan)

13. what is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
tikam belakang..

14. what do you think is the most important thing in your life?
bola sepak..

15. if you have a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick ?
rich can make me happy.. hehehe

16. if you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
tr hegeh2.. bgitu ketara.. hehehe

17. who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
secret.. hehehe.. (bdk kck sje je nk amik tau ek)

18. what is the one thing you love about yourself?
hensem.. hehehe

19. do you think your style actually reflects your personality?
nope.. rasa2 la..

20. what does life mean to you?
bosannn..

and now i tag.
myra, si ranteng, yonalolu'xx, afeeqa dan ramai lg.. hehe

tmpt ke-3 pon jd la

tournament futsal rakan muda 2009
tarikh : 19 april 2009
tempat : gombak
pasukan bertanding : 32 pasukan

team gua : persanda fc(ntah ape2 je)
pemain : gua(striker), amy(striker), wan pacak(striker), urai(defend), afiq(defend), sabri(defend), amar(keeper utama), acap (keeper simpanan)
manager : encik jambu (jgn mrh ye jambu..hehe)

peringkat kumpulan A

game 1 : lwn pasukan cat road A.. kitorang mng 2-0.. gua ngn amy score.. klau kalah mmg kitorang malu bsar la sbb cat road 2 geng bdk skolah je.. hahaha..
game 2 : lwn team apa ntah.. sorila, gua lupa.. hehehe.. mng lg 2-1.. team ni mmg fighting.. ssah btol nk kalah kn diorang.. gua ngn amy lg yg score.. sian wan pacak.. dia hampir2 score tp kena tiang la plak.. hahaha.. lpas 2 game kitorang mng, kompom2 dh mmg layak la..
game 3 : lwn red titan.. team macha.. seri 1-1.. ptt nya mng.. tp amar main2 plak nk tangkap bola.. buduh.. masuk celah kang2.. gua score.. seri pon x ksah dh.. mmg layak dh..

peringkat ke-2

16 terakhir : lwn apa pun gua dh lupa.. kitorang mng 1-0 ja.. gua score.. start lwn team2 yg power dh.. ssh3..
suku akhir : ni pon gua dh lupa lwn ape.. skali lg mng 'cemey' 1-0.. urai score dr jarak jauh..
separuh akhir : lwn gombak fc.. tuan rumah ni.. mls cte la.. kalah 4-0.. kaw2 kna blasah.. babi btol.. tau la pro pon.. last2 diorang johan..
tmpt ke-3 n ke-4 : mng ngn lagenda fc.. 2-0.. gua score 2 biji.. so, kitorang dpt tempat ke-3.. dpt rm150, hamper n vaucer kfc..

hr yg mmenat kn sngt.. namun seronok dan mmuas kn hati.. mlayu punya player kalau xde gaduh xsah.. 2 team kena disqualified sbb gaduh.. haiya.. mlayu3..

p/s : gua penjaring tr banyak team gua.. hehehe..

tibe2 kena tag

senaraikan lima hadiah yg anda impikan :

• old trafford (kmaih gila)
• lily allen (jd girlfriend aku)
• duet (br juta2 lemon)
• but bola dr rooney (but bola yg dia x pakai lg la)
• hdiah dr mmber2 (x phm2 lg???)

lima perkara hebat yg pernah anda lakukan :

• dpt anugerah pmain tr muda mnjaringkn gol dlm pesta bola merdeka daerah sungai petani (umo 17 taon)
• jaring gol tanduk masa wakil skola waktu form 3 (aku pendek)
• tibai budak form 2 waktu aku form 4 (kna kutuk ngn mmbr, cr lawan xsama bsar)
• johan bercerita peringkat negeri (darjah 5 & 6)
• johan syarahan peringkat negeri (form 2)

lima ciptaan yang paling disukai (tidak semestinya melibatkan teknologi) :

• smua ciptaan tuhan (buat alim buleh)
• bola sepak (buat aku ketagih)
• rokok (buat aku ketagih jgk)
• dota (buat aku ketagih lg)
• sluar dalam (asyik kena pkai je.. haihh)

lima perkara yang dibenci :

• kena bedah (masa kecik2)
• xciden (sape suka???)
• betis kena ekzos (3 parut dh ni)
• kena tipu (aku tipu org xpa)
• kena reject (cekelat angin)

lima insan yg akan di tag :

• bdk kck (faten)
• afeeqa
• si ranteng (apit)
• myra
• yonalolu'xx

girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend

masa : 8 pg
tmpt : ruang tamu rumah gua

mama : hg nk p mn 2??
gua : kluar sat, srapan..
mama : amboi, makanan kt rumah xmau mkn dh??
gua : dh jnj ngn pak dan(rusydan safuan) ni..
mama : ish, hr2 kluaq ngn laki, hg xda gf ka?? hg gay ka??

tr sentap dada gua.. gua br lalu dengan perasaan malu..

apa kna ngn mama gua pg ni?? tau la gua nk balik shah alam mlm ni pon.. jgn la buang tebiat lelebih sngt.. dlu, waktu gua ada gf, bising.. kata gua ni gatai nk menikah la, ape la.. abah gua plak mnyampuk, hg keja pa?? nk bg bini hg mkn pasir?? pasir la pun naek hrga.. gua ingt lg kata2 mreka dlu.. tp mngapa skrg lain jd nya?? adakah gua sudah cukup bsar untuk mnikah?? hehehe..
tp kn, dh dkat 6 bulan gua xda gf.. x pernah2 mcm ni.. tp gua x ksah sngt.. gua enjoy hdup gua.. kwn2 gua tr baek.. single simple.. simple ringkas, pimple jrawat.. hahaha..

p.s. - ayat kwn2 gua tr baek khas untuk zura n fieza coz diorang nk sngt nm diorang ada dlm blog aku ni.. ngeh3