
Saturday, March 28, 2009
salah adjust

Friday, March 27, 2009
100 truth (budak kecik suruh)
since i was tagged by faten aka bdk kecik.....
001. Real Name : khairul ikhlas bin md khir
002. Nickname(s) : apek, cina, park ji sung, harry potter, pendek dll.
003. Age : 18 going on 19
004. Zodiac Sign : leo
005. Male or Female : male
006. Elementary : tadika kemas bagan lalang
007. Middle School: sk sg petani
008. High School : smk ibrahim
009. College School : msu, shah alam
010. Hair colour : c 4 ur self
011. Long or Short : not to short, not to long
012. Loud or Quiet : both
013. Sweats or Jeans : jeans
014. Phone or Camera : phone
015. Health Freak : hmmm?
016. Drink or Smoke : smoke
017. Do you have a crush on someone : lalala
018. Eat or Drink : both
019. Piercings : nope
020. Tattoos : nope
021. Social or Anti-Social: social
022. First Piercing : aiya, no la
023. First Relationship : 2003
024. First Best Friend : mn nk ingt
025. First Award : johan bercerita peringkat negeri (darjah 5)
026. First Kiss : lalala
027. First Pet : kura2 (mati kering)
028. First Big Vacation : mn nk ingt
029. First Love at first sight: lalala
030. First Big Birthday : last year
Currently,
049. Eating : nothing
050. Drink : nothing
051. Excitement Level : low
052. I'm about to : dota
053. Listening to : broken star by silverstein (fuhhh)
054. Plan for today : futsal
055. Waiting for : pagi
056. Energy Level : 11/10
057. Thinking of someone: maybe mungkin
058. Want kids? : satu cukup
059. Want to get married?: cita2.. hahaha
060. Careers in mind? : xkn mnjadi knyataan
Which is better in the boy/girl you like,
068. Lips or Eyes? : lips la, aiyooo
069. Romantic or Funny? : romantic, sapa nk gf funny
070. Shorter or Taller? : shorter than me
071. Protective or Caring? : caring
072. Romantic or Spontaneous? : bnyk soal plak
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: nice br****.. opsssss
074. Sensitive or Loud? : sensitive laaaa
075. Hook-up or Relationship? : cannot go.. hahaha
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? : bangang punya soalan
Have you ever,
080. Lost glasses or contacts : yes, my ultraman glasses (drjh 6)
081. Ran away from home : kecik2, waktu bodo2 dulu
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: yes
083. Killed somebody : u want??
084. Broken someone's heart : maybe mungkin
085. Been arrested : nope
087. Cried when someone died : never but still.. hmmm
Do you believe in,
089. Yourself : 100% (poyo)
090. Miracles : ingt cte dongeng ke miracles2
091. Love at first sight: maybe mungkin
092. Heaven : yup
093. Santa Claus : no
094. Tooth Fairy : no
095. Kiss in the first date: take a look at the situation.. hahaha
Truthfully,
097. Is there someone you would want to be with right now? : yup
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? : maybe mungkin
099. Do you believe in God? : 100%
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people: gua tag
- myra
- afeeqa
- si ranteng
- syabuya syalala
- princess capricorn
- cukup la 2.. hehehehe
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
telinga aku rosak

Friday, March 20, 2009
xda arah

Tuesday, March 17, 2009
gol tercantik taun ni


ni la boot yg gua pakai td.. x prnh2 gua nk pkai umbro.. tr paksa gk pkai td.. lpas kes kna tahan polis 2 gua mls la nk blk umah amik boot.. gua pnjam la boot umbro musang ni.. adoi, mmg xbes.. nike jgk tr baek.. tp ape2 pon, tq musang.. XD
hajat tak kesampaian

ini adalah lambang jabatan pengangkutan jalan(jpj).. jabatan ni dh cari pasal ngn gua la.. dia bikin gua panaasssss je tau.. td, gua nk renew lesen, nk comfirm kn la lesen.. xnk dh pkai stiker2 'P' ni.. mngarut.. bdk2 je pkai.. hehehe.. lesen gua dh mati sjak bulan 12, taun lpas.. hehehe.. gua pon x prasan.. abah gua yg prasan.. kalau x, mmg smpai ble2 la gua x prasan.. ok3.. br blk kpd cerita jpj td.. gua smpai kt jpj sg ptani kul 1.. gua amik no.. no skrg=1325.. no gua=1398.. pergh, ble nk hbis ni.. gua petang ni dh la ada game lg.. aiya.. musang pun dh pening.. dia yg tman gua pegi jpj ni.. so, kitorang lpak kt warong mkn rojak smpai kul 3.. msuk je dlm jpj.. jpj blackout.. wtf??!!!.. mcm mn gua nk wt lesen ni..
aiya..
dgn hampa gua pun br lalu pulang.. tba2, gua kna tahan ngn polis.. ada road block.. adoi.. mcm mn ni.. gua buat cool, gua bg je lesen.. dia tnya mn lesen btol?.. gua ckp la jpj blackout.. xsmpat buat.. so, dia check road tax, check stiker P, smua ada.. dia pon lpas.. kalau la gua kena saman waktu 2.. mmg gua bakar je jpj sg ptani ni.. ish!!!.. pnat je gua posing amik gmbr pasport.. jpj2.. hmmm.. esok la buat..
Sunday, March 15, 2009
nak culik baby

anak gua???.. oit, mn da.. mn gua kawin lg.. ish3.. ni gua tgh nk culik baby ni.. hehehe.. ni sbnr nya anak sdara gua.. bliau adalah anak sulong mak su gua.. pehal muka gua plik(dlm hati).. eh, lari topik, baby ni nm dia erdina amani.. gua pun hairan, pehal la nm plik2.. bg la nama julia ziegler ke, paula malai ali ke, baru la normal sikit.. konon2 botak mcm syarifah amani la ni.. gmbr ni d tngkp msa gua g pahang.. holiday ngn family abah gua.. 2 yg gua main ngan bdk ni.. dia ni bgos, ble org hnsm pgang dia, dia ok.. x nngs.. hehehe.. boleh la gua main lama2 ngn dia.. dia ni baru berusia 5 bulan.. gua kadang2 plik tgk dia ni..
kadang2 nmpk comel.. smpai pose2 yg tr tntu, x comel.. hmm, mcm mn 2???.. tp mmg best la main ngn dia, ibarat main anak patung hidup.. hehehe.. tkut gk pgang dia ni.. lembik sngt.. cukup la stakat ni.. hmmm, nnt kn, ble gua dh kawin, gua nk buat gk ah anak mcm ni(nada br bisik).. ops, tr lpas ckp.. XP
frust

man utd gua kalah.. kalah trok.. kalah bsar..
kalah yg paling mmalu kn dlm sjrh man utd slama 18 taun..
slama 18 taun man utd x prnh kalah sbesar ni dkat old trafford..
tp smlm, man utd gua kna 'kitai' ngn liverpool.. !#!!@#$!@#(ikhlas dr hati).. 4-1.. gua x tgk game 2.. gua tgh holiday kt pahang.. mmbr2 la bg tau gua rsult.. gua dh hati x snang.. gua cr gk cc.. ya allah.. smua 2 adalah kbenaran.. man utd gua br main d bwh keupayaan sbenar(rmai org ckp mcm 2).. nsib bek gua laki.. kalau gua pompuan, gua dh mraung, mlalak n mnngs kt situ gk.. dgn hampa gua tgk highlight.. sorang2.. sdih.. hampa.. kcewa.. smua ada.. vidic.. men mcm h****.. Aaaaaa(meraung ketensionan).. gua nk sdap kn hati gua.. gua tgk la updated league table.. lega la jgk.. man utd 4 mata d dpan chelsea n lverpool.. siap hutang satu game lg.. fuh, muka cria blk.. tp kkalahan ni akan jd sjrh yg pahit la.. gua dh xnk tgk dh game smlm.. gua harap, vid game 2 dlm tenet d dlete serta merta.. f*** lverpool.. glory2 man utd..
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
kecewa

hr ni game saudi fc lwn cicak seberang fc.. friendly je la.. tp kitorang kalah 2-1.. adoi.. kecewa btol gua.. sebelum game gua, sepet, toyol, musang n bang chik pegi mandi manda kt tupah.. so, kitorang dh mmg pnat dr awal lg(sapa ntah gatai suh p).. blk dr tupah, kitorang trus la ke kuala ketil.. nk d jd kn brita buruk, kaki gua mcm mn bleh tr kena ekzos motor musang.. mlecur la sikit.. adoi3.. mcm mn ni.. game dh nk start.. xpe, gua cover pakai stokin pnjng.. hbis je warm up, coach pnggil nm 1st eleven yg akan turun.. f***, nm gua xde.. gua dh bengang.. mentang2 la gua bljr jauh x sll trun training, dia ketepi kn gua.. xpe, gua diam je.. 1st half, kitorang kena 1-0.. adoi.. mampos.. 2nd half, gua masok.. gua ganti musang.. skali lg gua bengang, gua jd wing kiri.. dh la wing kiri, kna bnyk br tahan plak.. letih la gua.. gua jd org bodo dlm padang buat 15 minit.. lpas tu, cicak seberang 2 kitorang kosong.. gua dh pening.. gua suh pak ya jd striker kanan, agus(indon) trun jd wing kanan, gua amik blk tmpt gua jd striker kiri.. fuh, baru la ada sikit gerakan2 dr gua.. last2 minit, gua mmg nk score dh ni, kena takle dr blkng.. adoi, tr koyak bkas mlecur gua 2.. sakit yg amat la waktu 2.. dpt penalti.. agus dngan mudah score mcm tu je.. so, kitorang kalah 2-1.. player mn yg p tupah 2 mmg main mcm haram la.. penat.. tr masuk la gua.. kesimpunnya, jgn pegi picnic sbelum game.. tamat..

ini lah gmbr kaki gua yg melecur 2.. hehehe..
konvoi p tupah

hr ni gua p picnic ngn mmmbr kt tupah.. yg mnyertai adalah gua, sepet, musang, toyol, pak jem, rani, karim, bang chik dan kerol(kerol lain, bukan gua.. hehe..).. agak mnyeronok kn dan mngumbira kn..ni smua rancangan last2 minit sbb smua dh nk blk kt tmpt study msing2.. diorang bnyk x cuti sem lg mcm gua.. kbanyakan antara kami ada game bola ptg ni, nmun kami p jgk.. diorang ckp x effect punya game ptg ni.. diorang la ckp.. kami start br tolak dr sg ptani ke tupah kul 11.. agak lwat dan agak bangang la.. suma bngun lwat kata kn.. dh dkat nk smpai kami br pcah kpd dua kumpulan sbb nk cr kdai jual ikan.. br pcah sbb takut x jumpa.. skali, dua2 team bli ikan.. masing2 2 kilo.. adoi.. bnyk 2.. tp xpa, suma pun tgh lapaq sngt3.. smpai je kt port baik punya, kami trus pasang khemah n nyala kn api.. bbq ikan 4 kilo.. hahahaha.. tugas gua adalah besiang ikan.. hallamak.. sjrh idup ni.. 1st tyme.. baru gua rs perit nya tugas mak gua.. tukang msk br kaliber iaitu bang chik membuat rempah bbq yg meletop.. hahaha.. 1st prcubaan bakar, 5 ekor.. smua konon nk rsa, lsap 5 ekor.. rsa la sngt.. hahaha.. lpas 2, kmi tahan lapar buat elok2, simpan bnyk2, nnt leh mkn puas2.. lpas dh mkn n kenyang, apa lg, terjun la dlm air.. aktiviti dlm air adalah wrestling.. mangsa yg sll d humban adalah gua, bang chik dan pak jem.. sbb kmi agak kecil dr yg lain.. kecil skit je.. hahaha.. dkat kul 2 mcm 2 kami kmas2 dh.. nk blk men bola plak.. adoi.. teori mereka slh apabila masing2 mngantok dan letih.. mcm mn ni???.. game ptg ni mcm mn???.. adoi.. dh rsau ni.. tp apa2 pun.. mmg enjoy la..

Sunday, March 8, 2009
aku dan rokok
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rokok adalah ape ek bg gua???.. hmmm.. bg pnghisap rokok tegar, rokok adalah nyawa.. diorang kata la.. bg gua, ntahla.. tp ble gua x dpt rokok pun hdup gua rsa x lengkap.. buat ape pun x bes.. rmai org ckp rokok ni bg semput la, apa la.. tp ble gua nk main bola ke, futsal ke, gua kna hsap dlu rokok sbtg.. hbis main pun kna ada sbtg.. gua ingt gua je plik.. rupanya rmai lg bdk2 sukan yg buat mcm gua.. tp mmg btol la semput.. tp kalau x hsap, jd lg semput.. kadar rokok yg gua hsap sehari x prnh konsisten la.. tp apa2 pun shari kna gk isap sbtg.. tdak, x lngkp la hdup gua.. gua isap rokok ni start dr form 3 lg.. dr mmbr2 la.. prnh gk try brenti.. x dpt2.. x tau knp.. adik angkat gua, mmbr2 gurl gua, ex2 gua, smua suh gua brenti.. tp nk wt mcm mn, ssh la.. mmbr2 laki nk suh gua brenti??.. mati idup blk pun diorang x suruh.. tp kn, rmai yg pndang bukan2 ble org isap rokok.. honestly, gua rokok je amik, dadah, arak x prnh gua cuba.. yg mn phm, phm la.. yg mn x, pk bukan2.. gua jamin r, ble dh tua sikit nnt, gua mest brenti punya.. yela, dmi anak2 bini gua kn (pergh, br pndangan jauh).. kadang2 ada gk laki yg nk ngorat awek snggup x ngaku isap rokok.. hipokrit kata kn.. gua xde, gua buat, gua ngaku.. seriously, gua x prnh tpu pompuan (muka yakin).. hehehe.. so, korang judge la sndiri tntng gua.. askum..
org penting aku

sape ni??.. gf gua???.. bukan ah.. ni la adik angkat gua.. syg gler kt dia.. gua skrg dh la xde gf kn, so, dia la yg gua syg mcm gf gua.. gua rasa lebih dr 2 pun ada.. hehehe.. dlu, gua ada gf, sbb dia gua sanggup putus la ngn gf gua.. gf gua jles sngt2.. mmg gua syg gler la kt dia.. dia sll tlg gua.. smua bab prasaan.. gua dlu prnh skjp kapel ngn dia.. tp kejap je la.. msa 2 gua ada gf.. tp dia ttp nk kn gua.. tp tba2 dia nk putus.. dia ckp x slesa la dia jd mcm prampas.. gua pun putus ngn dia.. tp gua ambil kputusan nk jd kn dia adik angkat gua.. dia trima je.. tp ble gua jd abg angkat dia, kami jd lg rapat.. gua lg rsa slesa dia jd adk gua.. gua harap kami leh kekal mcm ni.. mmbr2 gua kadang2 suh gua kapel ngn dia.. tp bg gua, hubungan mcm skrg lg bes.. tp kalau dia nk kt gua, ape leh wt.. hehehe (ktawa nakal).. tp lpas msuk university, gua dh jauh ngn dia.. contact pun jarang2.. tp gua mmg syg dia.. gua rasa dia pun mcm 2.. harap2 la.. ni kalau dia bc ni, mau dia tibai gua..
hehehe.. so, dia ni mmg pntng la bg gua.. lupa plak, nma dia LEVERNE ONG.. brani try la kacau.. XD
Friday, March 6, 2009
aku dan bola sepak

gua kn, dr kck2 lg gua dh men bola.. wlaupun kshtn gua x bbrapa nk ok kn.. tp doc ckp, sbb gua aktif sukan la gua boleh sht mcm skrg.. lupakan doc 2, nk cte sal bola.. gua start mnat bola msa gua tgk final piala malaysia 1998.. waktu 2 perak mng.. gua hepi sngt3.. start dr hr 2, gua tros mnat main bola.. drjh 4, gua try pmilihan wakil skola, x dpt.. hahaha.. gua try drjh 5, dpt, jd right defend.. drjah 6, sah2 gua wakil lg.. form 1, gua try kt skola baru.. x dpt.. adoi, alasan sbb gua kecik sngt.. adoi ai.. sdih hati ni.. gua patah hati form 2 gua x try.. tp gua ada main liga antara klas2.. dr situ ckgu sndiri jmput gua msk team skolah untuk form 3.. masa form 3 ni gua dh tukar posisi.. gua x main dh defence2 ni.. gua jd centre midfielder.. pergh, posisi tr penting 2.. hahaha.. form 4 plak gua brubah lg posisi, jd striker.. wktu ni gua rasa posisi ni ngam ngan gua.. gua enjoy score gol.. khebatan gua d ksan oleh pncari bakat dan dipanggil untuk pmilihan pringkat ngeri.. namun gua x dpt sbb gua ada sjrh sakit jantung.. mmg diorang tros reject.. gua sdih la.. form 5 gua x main untuk skool sbb spm bakal mnjelma.. habis spm gua giat main dngan kwn2 gua.. kitorang buat team msk liga kecil2.. beberapa kali gk kitorang johan.. gua xtau plak ada kelab swasta tgh 'aim' 5 org player dlm team kami.. gua,17(striker), toyol,16(striker), karim,17(winger), sepet,17(defend), musang,16(defend).. mmg itu la umor kitorang waktu di rekrut.. pastu brmula la karier kami dl bola sepak kelab2 ni.. ssh gk nk ssuai kn diri awal2, yela, kami org muda, yg lain suma dh 20-an, 30-an.. tkt gk.. tp lama2 dh biasa.. gua main untuk klab ni 8 game je, 5 gol, 1 johan, lpas tu gua msok university.. so, dh xde masa nk main.. tp alhamdulillah diorang x tros buang gua.. diorang pkai gua lg ble gua blk cuti.. so, gua masih lg la pmain SAUDI FC.. alaaa, saudi burger tu.. hehehe.. itu la dia.. ok la tu bg pmain x terer mcm gua ni kn.. gua punya fav no, 15.. gua start pkai msa gua wakil skola form 3 dlu.. gua bkn nk sngt no 15 tu.. tp, bju no 15 tu je muat ngn gua.. adoi.. pic dlm gmbr tu pic masa gua form 3 la.. yg no 12 tu ucop, striker.. tp, apa2 pon, gua smpai skrg akan pkai no 15.. gua xnk la jd mcm org lain nk sngt pkai no yg star2 pkai.. mmbr gua pon ckp no 15 ni x cntk.. lantak korang la.. hahahaha.. tu je la sjrh gua dgn bola.. sumpah, gua dan bola mmg x bole d psah kn.. sjak gua men bola, x bnyk pic yg dpt d tangkap, sbb xkn nk main smbil tngkp pic??.. hahaha.. so, ini je la tmpt gua nk tulis apa yg gua ingt tntng sjrh bola gua.. diari???.. gurl je pkai diari.. askum..
aku khairul ikhlas
nme gua khairul ikhlas md khir.. berumor 19 taon.. gua lahir sbnarnya kt epoh, prak.. nk wt mcm mn plak, mak bapa gua bleh pndh kt kdah, kg halaman mreka.. so, ksimpulannya gua duk kt sg ptani, kdah.. gua kn, anak sulong.. so, gua agak ganas dan mnakutkan.. tp mmbr2 gua ckp, mrh mcm mn gua pon, diorang x tkt ngn gua, siap nk glak lg.. diorang ckpla.. gua buat blog ni pon sbb sseorang.. org nya 2 phm2 sndiri la ek.. kui3.. xde ape dh nk gtau.. testing2 je ni..
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